What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

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Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.